Rocker Ted Nugent on His Recent Obama, Hillary Rant - Bill O’Reilly

"TED NUGENT, MUSICIAN: I was in Chicago last week. I was in Chicago. I said, 'Hey, Obama! You might want to suck on one of these, you punk!' Obama, he's a piece of (expletive deleted), and I told him to suck on my machine gun. Let's hear it for him! And then I was in New York. I said, 'Hey, Hillary! You might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless (expletive deleted)."

I wonder if O'Reilly and Nugent are an item. I seem to recall Nugent running around in tights for many years. With all his macho talk about sucking on a machine gun, what he's really saying is he wishes he could get a mouthful of the O-Man. Sorry Nugget, you aren't man enough for my man.

Obama getting tough as going gets rough

"Will Obama's shift in strategy work? Will his more muscular messages convince the undecided that . . . innocence . . . is no less valuable than experience, it is just a less distorted view of the world?"

I have no idea what that means, but I wouldn't mind a few muscular messages from the O-Man.

Castro predicts victory for Clinton-Obama ticket

Viva Hillary! Viva Barack!

That's apparently the feeling of Cuban leader Fidel Castro, who predicted in a newspaper column Tuesday that a one-two punch of that duo, led by the New York senator, would easily land in the White House.

"Today, talk is about the seemingly invincible ticket that might be created with Hillary for President and Obama for vice president," Castro wrote in a piece about U.S. presidents in the Communist Party paper, Granma.

Could Fidel be teasing me? Say, maybe I should soften my policy about meeting with B-list foreign heads of state.

Stealing my issue (and my heart)

"In the richest nation on Earth, it is a moral outrage that one in ten American families live in poverty and 47 million Americans do not have health care. "

Sure O, just go and steal my big issue. The man knows how to hurt me.

Oh those hands!

Can it, Michelle!

GRRRRRRRRRRRR! We'll just see how well she manages her family when her man runs off with me.

Extreme makeover?

"When the Senator wrapped up his speech and the pastor thanked him for attending, Barack took the microphone and said, 'This church was the site of an extreme makeover. What we need now is an extreme makeover in Washington.'"

Does he mean me?

Hillary makes eyes at a perfect mate

“This is a powerful partnership,”

I found this little piece of innuendo in the archives; somehow the press was picking up on the vibe even before I was.

Obama and Women Voters

"The campaign for Democrat Barack Obama will roll out 'Women for Obama' leaders in 50 Iowa counties today."

O, you and I know, there's only one true Woman for Obama. XXXOOO

'Obama girl' may become Clinton's girl

"Amber Lee Ettinger, the star of the online video that has been viewed well over three million times... may be leaning towards... Hillary Clinton"

Talk about an emotional rollercoaster! I've wanted this girl's head on a platter for months . . . but I sure could use help licking envelopes.

Obama steps on Hillary's turf

BarackObama.com | Obama steps on Hillary's turf: "Obama's visit to New York came just three days after the former first lady scored a huge coup in Obama's political backyard, when she recruited a member of one of Chicago's wealthiest families to aid her bid for the White House."

I'm in his backyard and he's in my turf? What are they implying. Is it so obvious that O and I were meant to be. Even the media is picking up on the love vibes. It's fate.

Hot Hot Hot!

BarackObama.com | Obama Campaign to Launch Generation Obama: "'Generation Obama,' or 'GO,' is the Obama campaign's newest organizing drive"

GO? GO?!? He should change it to Hillary Obama Together. HOT!!!

Nursing my man!

I had to be a "nurse for a day" for some sick person, it was totally gross. I was really gagging when I got a great idea. I just pretended that it was my sweet O-Man in that bed. That made the day go faster.

Obama Presidency a 'Stretch' for Voters - Forbes.com

"Obama promises to bring change to a political system that most voters think is broken."

But can O bring a change to my heart: Also broken.

"I've been in public office longer than Hillary Clinton has," he said Monday, counting his seven years in the state Senate and not counting Clinton's three decades in public life with her husband."

Three decades of hell, that has to count for something. O, if only you knew.

I love it when he points!

Back off ladies, he's mine!

Engage!

BarackObama.com: “We can change the political map,” Barack said, and “engage Americans in ways they’ve never been engaged before.”

Engage me, O, engage me.

Obama: U.S. 'hungry for change'

Obama: U.S. 'hungry for change': "'There is nobody in this race who can do it better,' said Obama"

No doubt, O!!!